Favorite Pick-up Lines

Vizior · 04-01-2003, 11:14 PM

What are your favorite pickup lines?

I don't really know any... although a good site is:

http://linesthataregood.com/

El Guru · 04-01-2003, 11:35 PM

most of them suck

Morat · 04-01-2003, 11:36 PM

There are only two good pick-up lines in the whole wide world, and they're only good because they're from "Men Behaving Badly". Some of you not living in the UK or under a certain age may not be up on this, but it's 6 series of sheer comedy goodness (series 1 was shite). The lines are:

Is that your chest or are you just keeping two big round things warm for a friend?

Move along darling, I want to talk to your pretty friend.

Not as funny in print as they are with Martin Clunes impecable delivery.

yetix · 04-01-2003, 11:41 PM

"oh yeah, well screw you bitch 'cause i drink milk for healthy bones and strong teeth."

honestly saw an old roomate use this at a snooty club in dallas.
he eventually got her drunker'n hell and well...damn that was funny.

maverick514 · 04-02-2003, 12:57 AM

i like:
"Have you ever kissed a bunny between the ears? (pull you pockets out) "wanna try?"

The Rifleman · 04-02-2003, 01:01 AM

LOL clever

04-02-2003, 01:02 AM

"no i think blondes are smart......."

_54th_ElephantNest · 04-02-2003, 04:14 AM

"Excuse me, I'm new in town....could you show me the way to your apartment?"

The Rifleman · 04-02-2003, 04:15 AM

That one ever worked????

04-02-2003, 04:16 AM

"ive lost my number, may i have yours?'

"your moms so fat....wait a sec

The Rifleman · 04-02-2003, 04:18 AM

Quote:

"your moms so fat....wait a sec

At that point your like... oh shit.... SHMACKKK!!!! So..... is that a no or what?

Private Penfold · 04-02-2003, 04:26 AM

"300 polar bears... just trying to break the ice!"

Yeah, I know

Freaked her out more than anything else, but she stuck around a good few years, despite the line.

The Rifleman · 04-02-2003, 04:29 AM

LOL thats not a bad one... if you got the balls to use it haha

04-02-2003, 04:45 AM

LOL gotta love the pause

Gunslingger88 · 04-02-2003, 07:40 AM

"I lost my virginity can I have yours?

"

Dick_Fury · 04-03-2003, 08:30 AM

"my name is milk. i will do your body good."

Morat · 04-03-2003, 08:38 AM

Of course you can always try engaging in normal conversation with the gal, ask her about herself, listen attentively and show interest in what she has to say.

Now that may sound dull or old-fashioned, but I've always found that the conversations never seemed to last for long...

04-01-2003, 11:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
Vizior Master Warrant Officer Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: USA Posts: 1,071	Favorite Pick-up Lines What are your favorite pickup lines? I don't really know any... although a good site is: http://linesthataregood.com/

04-01-2003, 11:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
Morat Master Warrant Officer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Diving towards your pos with my finger on the bomb release... Posts: 1,188	There are only two good pick-up lines in the whole wide world, and they're only good because they're from "Men Behaving Badly". Some of you not living in the UK or under a certain age may not be up on this, but it's 6 series of sheer comedy goodness (series 1 was shite). The lines are: Is that your chest or are you just keeping two big round things warm for a friend? Move along darling, I want to talk to your pretty friend. Not as funny in print as they are with Martin Clunes impecable delivery. __________________ Desktop wallpapers by Morat at caedes

04-01-2003, 11:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
yetix Major Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Bob's Panzer Garage, BFE Arkansas Posts: 3,191	"oh yeah, well screw you bitch 'cause i drink milk for healthy bones and strong teeth." honestly saw an old roomate use this at a snooty club in dallas. he eventually got her drunker'n hell and well...damn that was funny. __________________

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maverick514 Colonel Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: People's Republic of MA Posts: 6,061	i like: "Have you ever kissed a bunny between the ears? (pull you pockets out) "wanna try?" __________________

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The Rifleman Staff Sergeant Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 297	LOL clever __________________ One GOOD thing NOT made in America

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El Guru Specialist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 236	most of them suck

04-02-2003, 01:02 AM	#7 (permalink)
Anonymous Posts: n/a	"no i think blondes are smart......."

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_54th_ElephantNest Chief Warrant Officer First Class Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 951	"Excuse me, I'm new in town....could you show me the way to your apartment?" __________________ "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb." -Benjamin Franklin

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The Rifleman Staff Sergeant Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 297	That one ever worked???? __________________ One GOOD thing NOT made in America

04-02-2003, 04:16 AM	#10 (permalink)
Anonymous Posts: n/a	"ive lost my number, may i have yours?' "your moms so fat....wait a sec

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Private Penfold Private 1st Class Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Nottingham, UK Posts: 137	"300 polar bears... just trying to break the ice!" Yeah, I know Freaked her out more than anything else, but she stuck around a good few years, despite the line. __________________

04-02-2003, 04:29 AM	#13 (permalink)
The Rifleman Staff Sergeant Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 297	LOL thats not a bad one... if you got the balls to use it haha __________________ One GOOD thing NOT made in America

04-02-2003, 04:45 AM	#14 (permalink)
Anonymous Posts: n/a	LOL gotta love the pause

04-02-2003, 07:40 AM	#15 (permalink)
Gunslingger88 Master Sergeant Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 509	"I lost my virginity can I have yours? "

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Dick_Fury Specialist Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 211	"my name is milk. i will do your body good." __________________ -Dick Fury-

04-03-2003, 08:38 AM	#17 (permalink)
Morat Master Warrant Officer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Diving towards your pos with my finger on the bomb release... Posts: 1,188	Of course you can always try engaging in normal conversation with the gal, ask her about herself, listen attentively and show interest in what she has to say. Now that may sound dull or old-fashioned, but I've always found that the conversations never seemed to last for long... __________________ Desktop wallpapers by Morat at caedes