Patch

SS [FIN] · 05-18-2004, 08:03 PM

Dunno if this has been posted here already, but here it goes

Quote:

Gamer, their buggy code falls from the sky like broken birds.
They do not want to spend money testing your system specs at their company, gamer.
They come to bomb your system.

Gamer, EA has abandoned you.
They have ordered you to be a beta tester
Do not trust them.

Defect, gamer
It is a very good idea to leave a sinking franchise.

They lie to you, gamer.
You know you cannot fix this game.
EA grows richer while you are forced to upgrade, gamer.
They will give you a patch but only after you are dead.

EA lies to you every day, poor gamer.
You have lost this war, gamer.
EA will leave you behind.

EA marketing makes you buy this game, gamer.
They do not care about you.

Gamer, EA has betrayed you.
They will not return with a patch for you.

Gamer, the buggy code bombs your system.
You are not safe online.
The netcode is dangerous, gamer.
It will crash tonight.

The developers do not care that you are crashing, gamer.
You cannot use firewalls to hide behind, gamer.
Their buggy code will find you.

jstark · 05-18-2004, 10:50 PM

Lol...funny stuff.

I still hear her saying "While you diet in the swamp".

Other than the ATI issues I am not seeing any BUGS in this code. What some of you are obviously seeing as bugs are really just issues with gameplay. This game has never crashed on me. This game does not even seem to have as many connectivity problems as vanilla BF. Chat lag? No. Lag yes...but only on high number of player games or on crapy servers.

Bugs? Where?

There will be a patch. Quit your whining (for those that are).

Jim

Dick_Justice · 05-18-2004, 11:58 PM

Really original qutoe you found there mate

Regarding actual bugs in BFV, I don´t think there are as many (besides ATI issues) as some people may think, as jstark said.
But what bothers me about BFV is that they repeated the same mistakes that were maid in BF 1942. For example, tanks can be destroyed with 3-4 greandes, just like in BF 1942 1.0. Also, all the additions that came in the following patches wern´t introduced to BFV, but instead were promised for the next patch.

JonFrey · 05-19-2004, 02:33 PM

That, and just the fact that they announce a patch to be released soon and keep us hanging.... With no real information forthcoming, we feel abandoned...

BTW, that was the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Imagining those things said in that voice in the game while you are running around cracks me up LOL

Monkeyfeng · 05-19-2004, 02:56 PM

LOL, makes me think of that vietnamese bitch in the game. god damnit man, she's so freaking annoying. all you hear is repeated crap without messed up english, plus i couldn't understand what "it is a good idea to live in a sinking ship"? or something like that? what is it talking about?

Dick_Justice · 05-19-2004, 03:38 PM

"it is a good idea to LEAVE the sinking ship..."

get it ?

Monkeyfeng · 05-20-2004, 06:40 AM

to "leave". o i get it now, cause i thought she said to "live"

05-18-2004, 10:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
jstark Corporal Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 193	Lol...funny stuff. I still hear her saying "While you diet in the swamp". Other than the ATI issues I am not seeing any BUGS in this code. What some of you are obviously seeing as bugs are really just issues with gameplay. This game has never crashed on me. This game does not even seem to have as many connectivity problems as vanilla BF. Chat lag? No. Lag yes...but only on high number of player games or on crapy servers. Bugs? Where? There will be a patch. Quit your whining (for those that are). Jim __________________ Winnie_the_Pooh (seen lately on any Flaming Dart server) [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SgAWAyMXc34FrKoBYK0vHnlHdUl6BqgIFKxsm6wyr23SxbRIh o0Y5TFPR5WitOanv289aQr8N2FpQ4qmNBULDtY7Jmkk5MOTRv 7P1IPGvqz!LOVRY18w/haw_clan_pooh.jpg?dc=4675452567925447829[/img]

05-18-2004, 11:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
Dick_Justice Major Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Marl, Germany Posts: 3,350	Really original qutoe you found there mate Regarding actual bugs in BFV, I don´t think there are as many (besides ATI issues) as some people may think, as jstark said. But what bothers me about BFV is that they repeated the same mistakes that were maid in BF 1942. For example, tanks can be destroyed with 3-4 greandes, just like in BF 1942 1.0. Also, all the additions that came in the following patches wern´t introduced to BFV, but instead were promised for the next patch. __________________ Plays BF 2 in Europe under the name of \"Erich_Felsner\"

05-19-2004, 02:56 PM	#5 (permalink)
Monkeyfeng Captain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Taiwan, can you find it on the map? Posts: 2,785	LOL, makes me think of that vietnamese bitch in the game. god damnit man, she's so freaking annoying. all you hear is repeated crap without messed up english, plus i couldn't understand what "it is a good idea to live in a sinking ship"? or something like that? what is it talking about? __________________

05-19-2004, 03:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
Dick_Justice Major Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Marl, Germany Posts: 3,350	"it is a good idea to LEAVE the sinking ship..." get it ? __________________ Plays BF 2 in Europe under the name of \"Erich_Felsner\"

05-20-2004, 06:40 AM	#7 (permalink)
Monkeyfeng Captain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Taiwan, can you find it on the map? Posts: 2,785	to "leave". o i get it now, cause i thought she said to "live" __________________

05-19-2004, 02:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
JonFrey Command Sergeant Major Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 720	That, and just the fact that they announce a patch to be released soon and keep us hanging.... With no real information forthcoming, we feel abandoned... BTW, that was the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Imagining those things said in that voice in the game while you are running around cracks me up LOL