Taking out the trash

[eye/tk/4/fun]

You know what I like to do? Screw the whole "I need 'x' amount of points so I can unlock whether my guy can go to the bathroom on his own" crap. It's a fecking waste, and there is much more a clever and attentive gamer can do with his time.

I am a professional TK'er. This is the newest game I've been playing, but it certainly won't be the last by any amount. I look for the exploits to kill people on my own team again and again--often being able to boot them in the process. It takes a clever mind to really appreciate the disarray I cause on every server I join. Oh, people try to kick me, but like any clever person I select my targets very carefully, and ram into their tank with my car--then punishing them for a TK. Oh, I'll help other members of the team, so they think that it's 'his' problem, since I'm such an upstanding player. And you know what?

It's so easy, and you cows fall for the same tired tricks again and again. Flying a transport into a lighting pole so it looks like an 'accident' that I somehow just managed to eject from. I'm a paid assassin, taking my cues to help players with a grudge or who need to win 'at all costs' and for a small amount of money I eliminate the competition. Don't like it? I don't care--you're expendable and when the next big game comes out I'll move over to that one to do the same thing. Why bother telling you this? Well for starters, I'm a rather vain man, and I enjoy the notoriety. However, I also know that there is not a single thing you can do to stop me.

So if you suddenly find your team on a losing streak, your weaker players in disarray, and your vehicles being taken when they are most urgently needed, chances are you've bumped into me. If you've been hit with 3 or 4 TK's because some 'n00b' in a car or on foot happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, then you've certainly met me. And if you find yourself facing an intractable opponent who uses the game against you--then you've definitely met me. Suck it up, kiddies, this is how real life works--there is always the one guy who is out for himself and I am that man. The rest of you are just fodder until my next payday

[Caslon]

Does that make up for you having lost your testicles in that accident?
Ban this guy and make this a topic that never was please.

[eye/tk/4/fun]

Originally Posted by Caslon

Does that make up for you having lost your testicles in that accident?

Oh spare me your weak insults. It's a perfectly legitimate use of the game. Weaker players need their personal grudges avenged, and I like a little extra pocket money--it's a win for everybody.

[K_Shizzle]

Umm....yeah....there must be something in the EA terms of agreements against making money off their game...ban him

[andyarm]

well this was a waste of my time... ban him before some of the newer members begin to think good of him... tkin ruins the games for the proper players... even just the weekend players, it still ruins it for them... dont be scum... dont(!!) be like this guy.

[grim reaper]

eye/ban/4/fun

[TitanSound]

OWNED!

[NavalLord]

I rather liked him.

[Caslon]

Whatever...I regret feeding this troll. Let's not.
Well technically...I just did, heh.

[Amraam]

Originally Posted by grim reaper

eye/ban/4/fun

LMAO grim.

That guy was such a loser.

[Deinos]

I have to admit I was entertained by the guy's erudite description of tking. I'm not sure if he was just putting on an act here, but it's a shame to see him go because his writing was very good.