Battlefield 2 explained

Rambo_Medic · 10-26-2006, 02:11 AM

Random Ping · 10-26-2006, 06:34 AM

Gold! LOL

Here's a bit of my own observations that I wrote a long while ago. I called it "Dont go there..."

Don't go there...

-When a "expert" pilot steals the plane you have been waiting for for 3 minutes and then procceeds to fly into your airfield's radio tower upon takeoff.

-When a commander is flying...

-When a C4 fanatic covers his car with explosives and you hear a tank coming.

-When your a sniper and you hear voices around a corner.

-When the flag is grey and you see your team's bunny hoppers fighting for an apc.

-When the bridge is out and your driver thinks he can make it (trust me he can't, they never can...)

-For bombing, when you see any of your players at any flag. Just fly around for a while, they'll die soon since its 1 on 14 and they're a sniper.

-Bombing: When you spot a vehicle in you own base/airfield In this instance it is NEVER worth it.

-Bombing: When you spot a tank approaching your infantry squad, no matter how accurate your missle/bomb is, infantry will always try to knife the bloody tanks to death, always...

-When there is enemies around the corner, your infantry running ahead of you, and you are about to throw a grenade. Even if you manage to get 4 people, the point loss from the tk and punish will void your action.

-When your against a bunny hopper and hes lagging. No matter how accurate you are, your bullets will only hit him when he disappears.

-Using a knife at a 300 ping.

-Firing when you sight a tank and your behind a barrier. Even if you can sight through the fence, your rocket isn't that intelligent.

-Driving around a flag when your entire team is at one flag. Remember this is Battelfield not Carmageddon, even though squishing annoying little sergeants may seem exciting, the consequences will be disappointing.

-Landing or hovering your plane, stationary targets are much easier to hit no matter how much chaff you have.

-Firing a locked missle when any of your own aircarft is nearby. Angles and evasion dont mean much with these friendly-locking missles. Increased number of enemy targets dont seem to have any affect either, heat-seeking my eye!

-Swimming to shore, sure it's possible, but who wants to spend the entire round swimming to a beach flag only to be gunned down three feet from land.

-Using anti-air emplacements, it just makes it so those pesky planes don't have to look for you.

-Sniping with a ping above 120, you wont hit him, no matter how many magazines you go through.

-Sniping a medic from 300 yards away, the medic bags will always reload faster than your rifle.

These are raw and from pre-1.2, but amazingly some still apply.

insinuwait · 10-26-2006, 08:01 PM

16. Even with the dexterity to balance the blade of his knife on his finger, a soldier will constantly miss when lunging to stab a stationary enemy.

lmfao!

good find Rambo

10-26-2006, 06:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
Random Ping Master Warrant Officer Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Evergreen State (at least on the West coast) Posts: 1,270	Re: Battlefield 2 explained Gold! LOL Here's a bit of my own observations that I wrote a long while ago. I called it "Dont go there..." Don't go there... -When a "expert" pilot steals the plane you have been waiting for for 3 minutes and then procceeds to fly into your airfield's radio tower upon takeoff. -When a commander is flying... -When a C4 fanatic covers his car with explosives and you hear a tank coming. -When your a sniper and you hear voices around a corner. -When the flag is grey and you see your team's bunny hoppers fighting for an apc. -When the bridge is out and your driver thinks he can make it (trust me he can't, they never can...) -For bombing, when you see any of your players at any flag. Just fly around for a while, they'll die soon since its 1 on 14 and they're a sniper. -Bombing: When you spot a vehicle in you own base/airfield In this instance it is NEVER worth it. -Bombing: When you spot a tank approaching your infantry squad, no matter how accurate your missle/bomb is, infantry will always try to knife the bloody tanks to death, always... -When there is enemies around the corner, your infantry running ahead of you, and you are about to throw a grenade. Even if you manage to get 4 people, the point loss from the tk and punish will void your action. -When your against a bunny hopper and hes lagging. No matter how accurate you are, your bullets will only hit him when he disappears. -Using a knife at a 300 ping. -Firing when you sight a tank and your behind a barrier. Even if you can sight through the fence, your rocket isn't that intelligent. -Driving around a flag when your entire team is at one flag. Remember this is Battelfield not Carmageddon, even though squishing annoying little sergeants may seem exciting, the consequences will be disappointing. -Landing or hovering your plane, stationary targets are much easier to hit no matter how much chaff you have. -Firing a locked missle when any of your own aircarft is nearby. Angles and evasion dont mean much with these friendly-locking missles. Increased number of enemy targets dont seem to have any affect either, heat-seeking my eye! -Swimming to shore, sure it's possible, but who wants to spend the entire round swimming to a beach flag only to be gunned down three feet from land. -Using anti-air emplacements, it just makes it so those pesky planes don't have to look for you. -Sniping with a ping above 120, you wont hit him, no matter how many magazines you go through. -Sniping a medic from 300 yards away, the medic bags will always reload faster than your rifle. These are raw and from pre-1.2, but amazingly some still apply. __________________ It is not important that the glass is half-full or half-empty, but rather how the glass got that way.

10-26-2006, 08:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
insinuwait First Lieutenant Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Shreveport, Louisiana Posts: 1,570	Re: Battlefield 2 explained 16. Even with the dexterity to balance the blade of his knife on his finger, a soldier will constantly miss when lunging to stab a stationary enemy. lmfao! good find Rambo __________________ There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

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