Continuing where urse left off...
Why is there not a Channel 1 on TV?
It was reserved for radio frequency
Why are there dents in a golf ball?
Physics' rules proved it would travel farther
Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?
"Living" pertains to the daily lives that we live...
How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
Greed is often referred to as "filthy".. so Greed... greed my friend
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not?
The wouldn't be capitalized... now would it 
Therefore : TheIRS... 1337 text maybe?
What would happen if u put a humidifier and a dehumdifier in the same room?
Depends on the power of both.... one would collect water, one would put out water
Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?
Probably not, most ppl get over it I'm sure...
<SNIP> I don't like that question.... too much thought
How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?
It is made of contents which were originally Sweet... and Sour
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
haha... no
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
Yes.. the .. thats a retarded question of course it will...
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
Supreme/Federal Court
Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars
The juices they are stored in? Where they come from?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Yes?
If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?
Well... a million words of course
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
That question I could answer a 10 page paper on.. too complex....
well... who wants to continue on.. ill do more later
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