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~~eye/tk/4/fun~~ · 11-27-2006, 07:52 PM

You know what I like to do? Screw the whole "I need 'x' amount of points so I can unlock whether my guy can go to the bathroom on his own" crap. It's a fecking waste, and there is much more a clever and attentive gamer can do with his time.

I am a professional TK'er. This is the newest game I've been playing, but it certainly won't be the last by any amount. I look for the exploits to kill people on my own team again and again--often being able to boot them in the process. It takes a clever mind to really appreciate the disarray I cause on every server I join. Oh, people try to kick me, but like any clever person I select my targets very carefully, and ram into their tank with my car--then punishing them for a TK. Oh, I'll help other members of the team, so they think that it's 'his' problem, since I'm such an upstanding player. And you know what?

It's so easy, and you cows fall for the same tired tricks again and again. Flying a transport into a lighting pole so it looks like an 'accident' that I somehow just managed to eject from. I'm a paid assassin, taking my cues to help players with a grudge or who need to win 'at all costs' and for a small amount of money I eliminate the competition. Don't like it? I don't care--you're expendable and when the next big game comes out I'll move over to that one to do the same thing. Why bother telling you this? Well for starters, I'm a rather vain man, and I enjoy the notoriety. However, I also know that there is not a single thing you can do to stop me.

So if you suddenly find your team on a losing streak, your weaker players in disarray, and your vehicles being taken when they are most urgently needed, chances are you've bumped into me. If you've been hit with 3 or 4 TK's because some 'n00b' in a car or on foot happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, then you've certainly met me. And if you find yourself facing an intractable opponent who uses the game against you--then you've definitely met me. Suck it up, kiddies, this is how real life works--there is always the one guy who is out for himself and I am that man. The rest of you are just fodder until my next payday

11-27-2006, 07:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
~~eye/tk/4/fun~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2	Taking out the trash You know what I like to do? Screw the whole "I need 'x' amount of points so I can unlock whether my guy can go to the bathroom on his own" crap. It's a fecking waste, and there is much more a clever and attentive gamer can do with his time. I am a professional TK'er. This is the newest game I've been playing, but it certainly won't be the last by any amount. I look for the exploits to kill people on my own team again and again--often being able to boot them in the process. It takes a clever mind to really appreciate the disarray I cause on every server I join. Oh, people try to kick me, but like any clever person I select my targets very carefully, and ram into their tank with my car--then punishing them for a TK. Oh, I'll help other members of the team, so they think that it's 'his' problem, since I'm such an upstanding player. And you know what? It's so easy, and you cows fall for the same tired tricks again and again. Flying a transport into a lighting pole so it looks like an 'accident' that I somehow just managed to eject from. I'm a paid assassin, taking my cues to help players with a grudge or who need to win 'at all costs' and for a small amount of money I eliminate the competition. Don't like it? I don't care--you're expendable and when the next big game comes out I'll move over to that one to do the same thing. Why bother telling you this? Well for starters, I'm a rather vain man, and I enjoy the notoriety. However, I also know that there is not a single thing you can do to stop me. So if you suddenly find your team on a losing streak, your weaker players in disarray, and your vehicles being taken when they are most urgently needed, chances are you've bumped into me. If you've been hit with 3 or 4 TK's because some 'n00b' in a car or on foot happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, then you've certainly met me. And if you find yourself facing an intractable opponent who uses the game against you--then you've definitely met me. Suck it up, kiddies, this is how real life works--there is always the one guy who is out for himself and I am that man. The rest of you are just fodder until my next payday