A city fella visits a farm and the farmer takes him out to his barn.
Inside the barn he notices a pig with a peg leg.
He tries to look away but his eye keeps coming back to the pig with a wooden leg.
Finally he asks the farmer..."why does that pig have a wooden leg'?
"That's some pig" the farmer replies.
"I was out in the fields in my tractor, and the tractor overturned."
"I was pinned underneath the tractor and that pig came along and pulled
me out like he was digging for truffles". "Saved my life".
"That is amazing", said the visitor.
Farmer went on..."Me and my wife was in bed asleep when a fire broke out
in the kitchen, the flames spread all the way to our bedroom. That pig came and tapped on our bedroom window and woke us up just in time to
get out alive."
The visitor commented, "that's an amazing pig, but... why does he have a wooden leg"?
The farmer replied..."A pig that good, you eat him a little bit at a time."
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