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EA games forum, posted by [eA}SmacktardSquarepants


Dear noobs,

As I am sure many of you are aware, there have been a number of issues with the DICE/EA mad haxored release version of Battlefield:Vietnam.

We are currently undertaking final testing on a patch for the product, which will be released this Friday (3-26), and will include the following fixes that have been suggested by the noobs :

* Cool like voting shit. You can yell into you mic no matter if it is attached to you pc or not, and if you say "-=NC=-Lego" "hax" "cheator" The player will be kicked from the server, all other servers will have his cdkey added to their ban list, and he will forced to complain in the EA forum.

* The M60 (US) machine gun will only be useable while the player is jumping. Also the Law weapon has been switched to sniper class. The M40 now includes the M60s RoF.

* It has been noted that "vehicle camping" is a problem within the online community for Battlefield:Vietnam. Therefore, in our first patch for the product, players who tried to get in a vehicle will be shot. If you hit E anywhere in the server, Hired Smacktards will come and TK you from the offical EA plane of doom.

* Fixes to the ATI graphics cards that have suffered problems. All ATi users are forced to use 640x480 openGL mode. Nvidia "the way its meant to be played logo" will flash periodically during games (IE, when player fires, when player presses 'w'). NVA team has been changed to Nvidia Dawn Fairy.

* It has become apparent that several of the sound (gunfire/explosions) effects are not to many people's likings. Fuck you whores.

A number of other minor fixes (WE GOTZ THE DETPACKS OUT CUZ WE KNOW YOU LIEKZ TEHM!) will also be implemented, and we will be releasing another patch in the not too distant future due to the fact we prolly fucked this one up too.
Keep them coming please, and we can make this game the top game of aw fuck it, go buy UT2k4.

Yours kindly,
BFVlamer
"Melee"